My name is Johnni. I'm a person, not a jar of peanut butter so labels don't work with me. Unlike any other normal guy, I put my pants on both legs at a time, jump and wiggle, and almost fall on my face as I do it. I have a boyfriend of almost 4 months. We're brutal as Hell and I think I love him.

territorialdisputes:

DID YOU JUST GIVE NOFACE A FACE

(Source: mitarashiko, via possessed-by-zest)

— 1 month ago with 24057 notes
twodoorcinemacunt:

This is why I no longer travel by fire.

twodoorcinemacunt:

This is why I no longer travel by fire.

(Source: braddolfpittler, via possessed-by-zest)

— 1 year ago with 101534 notes

shortest horror story ever

computer:unable to connect to the internet
— 1 year ago with 332030 notes
evymylord:

evymylord: Like father like daughter….

evymylord:

evymylord: Like father like daughter….

(via feel-the-noize)

— 1 year ago with 8 notes